Beyonce just dropped a new video. She twerks in it wearing panties because Beyonce doesn’t realize she’s a mom in her 30s with hundreds of millions of dollars in the bank who doesn’t need to twerk, but who is twerking to validate herself, to prove she’s still got sex appeal, to prove she’s as good as Rihanna or the other younger girls Jay Z has sex with/masturbates to/makes money from…

It’s weird, makes me uncomfortable, but not really, because in my everyday life, I’ve seen much more desperate and sad things…in fact, I’ve paid girls very little money to do more desperate and sad things, because I am charitable like that…

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