Edita Vilkeviciute is apparently naked for Roberto Cavalli…which is silly, because I am looking at the pictures and I don’t see anything naked, I feel so lied to by the fashion industry…it’s like that time I almost got tricked to buy a pair of jeans for 100 dollars, even though I knew that it cost them 6 dollars in a sweatshop to make….or even like that time I was invited to some Fashion party in New York, where a bunch of snobby people dressed like clowns acted too cool to even acknowledge anyone they didn’t know…because…fashion…so basically a load of fucking shit…

But luckily, we don’t need fashion nudity when it comes to EDITA…she does BEACH NUDITY HERSELF …and it’s far hotter to look at…

But here’s Cavalli’s newest campaign…because they aren’t paying me to promote it…and I like being charitable, even though I am the one who needs charity.

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