Her name is Tegan Desmond…which is a total fucking porn name…but is apparently an Australian model who gets topless name…which is actually porn to me…so it all makes sense my probably autistic mind….

You see Australians are all kind of on a porn kick. They get drunk, they scream at you with their trashy accents, they sound like some kind of pirate criminals trying to steal….but they are hot as fuck, at least until they turn 30, which is when the sun damage rapes their face, which is a year after I wish they raped my face…beach life baby…

Either way, here are her tits, by Nicolas Coulomb for some magazine..

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