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2014

22

Dec

Bridget Malcolm Spread Legged in Elle of the Day


Bridget Malcolm is some Australian model who I want to marry, and by marry I mean have anal sex with, because Anal sex requires a certain of commitment, unless you’re a french girl, greek girl or a hooker, in which case it just my cost a premium, and sometimes that premium is money, other times, it’s dealing with shit on your dick…all this to say I like Bridget Malcolm …

I also like that for years the magazines refused to ever post any spread leg pics, they felt it was obscene, even when girls were wearing clothes, in what I assume was an era before the mini-skirt, but that I know is still formality at Sports Illustrated and Victoria’s Secret, that’s why they are dated, and fucking suck…

It’s the internet era, where spread vag can be a fashion statement…it’s really only porn when it’s fisting…the population as a whole…desensitized..

That said…Elle…seems to be stepping it up and stomping the yard, because I see Bridget Malcolm’s vag in panties…and that’s pretty hardcore…for Elle…

The future is now….Bridget Malcolm…who you’ve never heard of…is our leader…

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