Kimberly Garner is some UK reality show bottom feeder, hence the Christmas themed half naked pictures she’s posting on the internet.

I don’t even know what show she’s on, because I don’t care, I just know I’ve seen her in the paparazzi and she’s hot as fuck, and I also know that she used to follow me on Twitter and/or instagram, becaue I am relevant to the most desperate bottom feeders, but she doesn’t follow me anymore, which I guess means we broke up, but the nice thing about break ups is that I can still jerk off to her pics…if they were more of a sex tape than a shitty bikini selfie…

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