The real miracle on Boxing day that is Alessandra Ambrosio, is the fact that she has two kids and still manages to look this good…I like to call her fitness program million dollar modeling contracts she wouldn’t let little lecherous parasite children get in the way of…just because she wanted to have kids early on because she’s brazilian and they don’t do abortions..but I wouldn’t say she’s come out of these pregnancies unscathed, I’m sure her vagina has taken serious abuse, and according to this Vogue Brazil feature for January…it looks like her nipples did to…possibly chewed right off breast feeding…or maybe she never had nipples to begin with…or maybe…just maybe…the fashion magazine felt that nipples were too pornographic to show off a bathing suit…like they were Victoria’s Secret so they played got and erased the shit, leaving her a barbie doll of a woman…and like all Barbie dolls…I’d totally put my ass while I jerk off…

Merry Christmas to all…and to all a good night…even though christmas was yesterday…I’m slow…it happens…

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