If you were once the obscure Italian “tv personality” who seduced George Clooney, because either he liked you while at his home in Italy, or because she was open minded to his weirdo homo sex parties, because “he’s George Clooney”….who may or may not have had her contractually bound for a given period of time…do you still make a sound when George Clooney is long done with you, you’re back in Italy, and no one fucking cares?

The answer is no, so you post nipples on instagram, and some of us bottom feeders will pick up on it because we’re pretty basic as fuck…and love nipples…especially on girls who dated someone famous long enough to matter even if it was just for a minute….

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