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2015

02

Jan

Tara Reid’s Stomach Veins of the Day

There’s nothing quite as magical as a skinny girl with fake tits in a bikini…looking like a leathery corpse…from some kind of Zombie apocalypse, which I can assume is the premise of her next NetFlix movie, and she’s just getting into Character…

I mean there’s just nothing healthier on a girl than a distended belly, up on some malnourished ethiopian who eats bugs and sand, so skinny, that all you see are massive veins, only not because she’s some steroid weightlifter, but because she’s either anorexic or dying…

Reminding us all to choose the party life…well into your 30s…because by 40…you’ll look awesome…

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