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2015

05

Jan

Rosie Huntington-Whiteley for Elle UK of the Day

Rosie Huntington-Whiteley is one of the only models who seems to get it. She gets naked, even after making all kinds of money, she gets in movies to prove that acting requires zero talent and she gets in Elle Magazine UK, in boring catalog looking pictures…because she is relevant in the UK…because she’s from the UK, lives in the UK, and the UK is probably where she ripped her first line of cocaine at a fashion party….and will be the last place she rips a line of cocaine at a fashion party…before dying when her weak from years of starvation heart finally explodes…

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