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2015

28

Jan

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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The problem with snapchat is that I am given a 10 second window, sometimes less, to see a girl’s vagina, and assuming snapchat is the new porn vehicle, you know the way to make the normals stick things in their pussy comfortably, you have to be a high school or one of those Cum on Command type motherfuckers who can cum in those 10 seconds…

You cannot be a desensitized old fuck with low testosterone who has seen it all and who likes making sweet love to himself…

Otherwise….there is no end….

Meaning, just send a fucking video you exhibitionist….but you can also add me on snapchat – drunkenstepdad

The problem with Facebook is….everything….watch this video.

Here are some links…

The All Female Ghostbuster Cast is Pretty Horrible
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Wear a Helmet Cam While Crushing Cans With Your Boobs…
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Jimmy Fallon Sings Grease Singalong in an NYC Bar
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Underboob….
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Charli XCX in a Bikini Top
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Aaron Hernandez Jail Memorabilia on Ebay
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Claudia Romani’s Fame Whoring in a Bikini
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The Mom’s Sexy Dance….
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Creepy Patrick Schwarnegger Tattoo
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Local News Segment in Doggy Yoga
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Greasy Johnny Depp…
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John Steward on the Blizzard
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Song of the Day
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