Here is some Cameron Diaz in Cosmo, because she is an iconic woman who has taken her tall model life and transitioned it early on into an acting career that has made her so much fucking money, and has brought her so much fucking fame, that has led to her fucking so many fucking guys, from actors to producers, all while being the fun girl they wanted to be around to fuck…leading to her ending up with one of the Madden Sisters, who in case you weren’t around in the 90s when they made their pre-Napster stupid rock and roll money, are the lamest fucking dudes in the fucking world…

It’s one of those when you get herpes, you stick to your herpes circle of hollywood, and when everyone in the herpes circle is taken and you don’t want to venture into people who aren’t on your level of rich as fuck, or famous as fuck…or you just don’t really know them as well as you know the Madden Sister from all the raging parties they went to in the late 90s together…you kinda just settle with the homie…who you can clearly see past the level of lameness he comes with….while cumming in her…

I wonder if they cover that in the interview….”how do you fuck the lamest dude in hollywood, is that a fetish, or a necessity, you’re Cameron Diaz, still hot while old, washed up and menopausal, what the fuck is this Madden sister shit”….

I feel like they don’t…here are the pics..

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