Do you ever try to remember what went on over the weekend, and whether or not you screwed up by not wearing a condom with what you assume is a meth addicted stripper, because she was old enough to still be into meth, and her scabs were a sign that it could be meth, you know from the scratching, at least you hot it was meth, and not some Tom Hanks in Philadelphia with AIDS lesions, only to question if whole experience was a flashback you had when you were at the mall buying a bath mat with your obese wife that has robbed you of the freedom to fuck crackwhores you once had….and you are at the point of desperation where you can decipher what is real and what is fantasy that omes because real is being locked in a 700 square food hell with a woman who is 700 square foot in circumference…
All this to say, it was a great weekend…and being unemployed just means it’s gonna ride into me eventually dying a horrible, sad, uneventful life…
Words of wisdom…and here are some morning links..
Girls in Sports Bras
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Cindy Crawford No Photoshop is All Photoshop
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Paris Hilton VS Cuba
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The Guy Having a Seizure While Sky Diving Publicity Stunt
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K-Fed is a DJ
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Fame Whores in bathing Suits Fame Whoring
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Taylor Swift Will Not Talk About Katy Perry
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Kevin Garnett Superfan….Gets Down…
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Halle Berry or Halle Berry Playing Nicole Murphy in a Bikini….
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Tresspasser of the Day
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Paris Hilton’s Got the Best Stalker
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Leonardo and Rihanna Together
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The Brick of the Day
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Girls in Red Lipstick
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