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2015

17

Mar

Lucy Hale is Slutty for Yahoo of the Day

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I guess Lucy Hale is some very famous young actress who I think is on the show Pretty Little Liars with other really famous young actresses you’ve probably barely heard of unless you watch Pretty Little Liars because you’re a high school gym teacher and it gives you a reference point to connect with your students before fucking them….or at least masturbating thinking about fucking them…even though Lucy Hale is in her 20s, she still represents a slut teen, and in porn that’s the most popular category….because people don’t like old, washed up, used up bitches…and young girls are so fun…

I don’t know if she matters, I know the show is popular, which means she probably gets a lot of other work, or is trying to, because you don’t want to get typecast…like you were the cast of Facts of Life, the Cosby Show, or pretty much any successful show except maybe for friends, where Jennifer ANiston was able to take her nipples to Romantic Comedies…

It doesn’t matter, because these Yahoo Style pics aren’t that good, I just like that Yahoo, which was once a GOOGLE search engine is now a magazine making pantyhose fetish porn….

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