I used to have a babysitter when I was a kid, who was less of a babysitter and more of a midget troll of a woman, who was pure white trash, obsessed with cat piss, smelling of cat piss, who felt bad for me because my mother was a hooker turning tricks, so she took me under her wing and luckily not under her armpit, because that woman never shaved and everytime, especially in summer when she’d lift her arm to get something, and I’d see the matted, sweaty clumps of armpit hair…I would gag…so even when I was young, I couldn’t fuck with a girl who didn’t shave her armpits..I’m such a Misogynist…

I can however, fuck with bush…and ever since the first porno I saw and every girl I fucked until the 2000s had bush, then bush was out and bald pussy was in, and I had to convince and negotiate with girls to grow out their bush….and I guess every once in a while bush happens…and now that it is a trend…I can be a happier, more fulfilled person…so save your bush, don’t shave your bush.

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