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2015

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Mar

Brooke Shield’s Horrible Surf Porn of the Day

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When I think of surf babes, I don’t think of Brooke Shields, in fact, when I think of anything I don’t think of Brooke Shields, and really the only semi-interesting thing about Brooke Shields is that she was naked in a Hollywood movie when she was 14, sexualized at a young age, before they expected her to fill out, broaden, and pretty much become a man…not because I like girls who are sexualized at a young age, I find young girls annoying…but because I like the idea of the mainstream producer perversions…like the people at Disney being exposed, even celebrated by the same people who will call me a pornographer for posting pics of her hard nipples…

All this to say, surfing has the allure, people in the cold dream about being surfers, looking at surf girl asses from being athletic and in half squat all fucking day…and never…do they think of some beast….sea monster…hard nippled or not crawling out of the fucking ocean…

But at the same time….hard nipples in a surf shirt…are awesome…and outweigh Brooke Shield’s muscle mass in relevance…

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