The biggest dramatic curve going on in my life is that two 18 year old babes right swiped me on tinder over the last two weeks, I’ve been chatting them up and I eventually went to each of their instagrams, only to find out that they are best friends….who do everything together…which would have been hot if everything included sitting on my face, but instead they just busted me for my “Cut and Paste” lines I send everyone on my tinder because I am a fucking robot with no time to waste on people from the internet…
The fact that is my biggest dramatic curve, other than my miserable existence…is pretty pathetic for a 40 something year old person..but I guess having 18 year olds fight over you is good even if they are interent 18 year olds which probably means 55 year old obese dude up on some Catfish…
Here are some stepLINKS in the morning / mid afternoon / I don’t fucking know what time it is…I guess it is the internet so there is no time…
Hot Girls on Bikes
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Handcuffed White Man Rums from Cops as Black Guy is Tased
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Eva Mendes Blames Sweatpants for Divorce
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Fishing for Pirhannas…. I don’t know how to Spell Pirahanas…But Kelly Brook Does, it is the only Movie She’s got..
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Cameltoe of the Day
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Kylie Jenner Wants to do Playboy for her 18th Birthday – Obviously
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Big Ass in a Bikini
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Shut the Fuck Up James Franco
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Creepy Dad WHo Makes Millions of the Day
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Woman Lights a Cigarette on the Plane
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