Carter Cruise is an EDM superstar….but she’s also a very committed pornstar…who has done so many porn scenes in the year or two that she’s been doing porn…because that’s how porn works these days…just bang them out…

I am friendly with her since meeting at random porn events I sneak into, even though I fucking hate porn, don’t watch porn, and think porn has destroyed romance…now that everyday girls everywhere want to be punched in the face and throat fucked by huge cock, instead of just wanting to make love…like ladies…

Which I guess means porn isn’t that bad, but it definitely isn’t that interesting, but interesting enough to make a generation fucked, literally and figuratively when it comes to sex…

She was asked what her porn horror story was, and her answer involves anal sex inspired colonic….and the whole delivery of the story is pretty amazing…especially when you cross reference it to all the anal scenes she’s done.

I’m a fan…of her and her Porn Horror Story..and in case you didn’t realize it…it’s all about me.

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