Shape Magazine is usually a magazine that features girls who aren’t actually in shape, in a studio setting, that they photoshop to shit…in efforts to make them look like they are in shape…because if they didn’t do that…and if you saw how out of shape most of the people they feature are…it would be pretty hard to call yourself shape…especially because the out of shape famous people sell magazines in an era when nothing sells magazines…

As a reference point…Shape has had Oprah on the cover…

Oh fuck…this is SELF Magazine…forget everything I just wrote…and remember that Rosie Huntington-Whitely is not Oprah…and she is amazing..while Sailing…or while posing in lingerie…or while naked for fashion editorials…or while starring in Michael Bay movies that require no real talent…She’s one of my favorites…and I’m not even a bald dude into girls who have dated bald dudes…because they give me hope…I just like her look…especially while pulling that sail between her legs..what a slut..

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