I like making people uncomfortable through horrible comedy, where the person doesn’t know whether they are supposed to laugh or not…you know confuse them….
Like last night when I was telling the story of a South African sea captain who invited me onto his ship many years ago, and I didn’t want to go on his ship with his 18 friends…because South Africans are notoriously racist and I would hate to be killed off in one of their Bladerunner type games…but even worse I would hate to get into international waters only for them to pull out a black woman they kidnapped from one of the Islands on their journey, you know a little game of “blood diamond”, where they insist on me raping her first….the people I am telling the story to look at me confused….so I say “it could be worse, they could have asked me to go last”….to which they continue to look at me confused…but with more judgement and hatred in their eyes…
Here are some stepLINKS in the morning…
Kentucky Fried Chicken Slut
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Victoria Justice Has No Underwear
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If You’re Looking for Excitement – Here’s a Time Lapse of a Cactus Blooming
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Bill Murray is Getting an Xmas Special
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Ella Rose in a Bikini
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All Girls are Hooker – But These Girls Aren’t Hookers Who Charge By the Hour….
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In Bed Selfies
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Jumping Dog Gets a surprise..
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Some Bart Simpson Fucks Marge Simpson Videos…or some shit..
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J.Woww Big tits in a Bikini
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The Rock and Jimmy Fallon Do a Skit
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Fame Whore in a Bikini
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Bin Laden Read Illuminati Conspiracy Theory Literature
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The “lost and found dunk”…
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All Kinds Of Celebrity Sex Tapes for You
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Subtly Mess With People
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David Letterman’s friends say Goodbye
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