Her name is Cara Santana. I always just assumed she was Carlos Santana’s daughter, I mean same last name…and really if you’re a tacky Mexcian, or Italian….or really anyone, usually white trash, who name their daughters after their fathers…

But after a quick google search, it turns out that she’s a nobody, just engaged to a somebody, who is barely a somebody but named Jesse Metcalfe and women everywhere had lady boner’s poking out of their oversized hanes, that were still one size too small…but all that fits…thanks to obese women watching and loving the show he was on…

That said…she’s naked, on what I assume is snapchat in a pic, I assume was shot by home, because that’s just the kind of girl she is…not quite a glamour model, but she’d be one if this was the UK, but instead it is America..and she’s living the American dream.

So she’s not the neglected trust fund kid we want her to be, but she’s still behaving in ways I can imagine are daddy issues and I like that…but she’s still lovely as fuck..and I should be friedns with her…

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