I was out with a couple of babes and I use that term loosely, that closest thing I’ve ever been to a babe is following her home from work, trying to not get noticed…..so these girls were not toothless and a step-up from what I am used to…

We were at a bar and I told them “want to see me scare a girl”….and they were into it, because girls, despite what they tell you about sisterhood and feminism and girl power, they love seeing a girl get creeped the fuck out..

So I look up the spot we are at, I click the “geotag”, I see a girl in a red skirt in a picture taken 2 minutes earlier, I click on her profile, I find out her name, I google her named + linked in, I see where she works, I see her dog’s name is charlie,…

So I go up to her, pretend we are work colleagues, or met at her work…and then when she pretend she doesn’t know me, I say “weird, maybe I think you’re someone else, but do you have a dog named Charlie”….

Boom…now if I was crazy that would be rape and kill moment…since I”m just a nice guy I tell her it’s just a joke and she should be safer on the internet….but if I was a player…I would have probably fucked her first…

Always failing…even when being an internet predator preventer…

Here are some morning links..

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