Canadian Thanksgiving was a fail…because my wife didn’t finally succumb to her eating disorder by dropping dead from a stroke..and I didn’t get the stroke my dick against a 20 year old’s clit because she wants to piss off her family, and/or has a homless fetish, and/or likes charming gentlemen who like stuffing them with inanimate objects like she was the turkey…
Instead…I had to deal with the worry that the toilet will finally give out under my wife’s weight…and feces will be everywhere…disgusting turkey feces….everywhere…which is way worse than just smelling it on her because she can’t wipe..
I did not seduce schizophrenic homeless women at the free THanksgiving mission…I did listing to a woman sleeping while choking on her neck fat…
This is my life…and I’d say thanks, but I’m not thankful for anything but these Morning Links…..
Today in Morning Thigh Gaps…Because Fat Thighs are for Disgusting Fat Girls…and Thigh Gaps are for Girls You Want to Fuck
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Obama Mocks Kanye!
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This Whore’s Name is Bryanna Holly. She Pretends She’s Not a Whore…While Lingerie / half Naked Modeling…
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Stripping Dinosaur
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Wildlife Caretaker Pranks the News..
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Bristol Palin Wants High School Girls Pregnant
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Mexican Weather Girl in her Underwear
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Bella Thorne in a TIght Little Outfit
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Jennifer Lawrence In a Jacket for the Jacket Fetishists..
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Women’s Eyewear Over the Last Century
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Some Big Tits and Boxing Gloves…
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GIrls In Lingerie…
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THe First Climb Out of a Gorge
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