When you’re name is Noah Steenbruggen…

The silliest name for a hot model to have…because the last name is so long, yet her first name is the name of one of God’s messengers who the Jewish religion is based on, a bearded old man…and his 10 commandements, one of which must be thou shall not get naked on internet for no money but for the sake of getting noticed – even though you’ll pretend it is art…

No wait, that was Moses….Noah was the one with the boat to save the animals…I love animals…he’s the only good story religion, which is clearly a farce has to tell…and this Noah carries the tradition…bringing her own flood in the form of hosing her hot body down with water…and the only thing that needs to be ridden into the sunset who floats like a raft…is me…and the only animal that needs saving is my furry little atrophied estrogen filled balls…

What I am saying is that if this Noah was the basis of religion…I’d be a believer…because I am a believer in anything going on here…Pics by Alejandro Pereira and they’re good enough for me…

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