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2015

13

Nov

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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It’s Friday the 13th…in the fall…so I did what any self respecting motherfucker who respects the Friday the 13th superstition….

I offered two hookers 500 dollars to kill each other….

They weren’t into it…I think I should have just asked one…and got her bait the other…it’s typical of two girls to encourage each other to not be murdered or commit murder…I guess they just weren’t desperate enough…

Hookers have got so soft. If this was the 70s, they would have fought to the death for 500 dollars no questions asked. I blame technology, or maybe it’s inflation…

I guess what it comes down to is that it’s not a day…if it doesn’t start with dead hooker talk….

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