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2016

07

Jan

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I spent my night at a college bar telling the girls at the college bar that I was a visiting professor…and when they asked why I was unshowered, why I smelled, and why I was making them buy me drinks with their allowances is….I convinced them it was something I learned in my PhD studies…that things don’t matter…they were blown the fuck away…because this generation – is an easy fucking sell.

I didn’t get any bathroom blowjobs like I felt I deserved, but a stripper looking girl asked me to go home with her to cuddle…and I’m pretty sure cuddling to 22 year olds means anal…

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Here are some morning links.

Hot Girls Laying in Bed – With Tits
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Gargling Up Close in Slow Motion is Creepy
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Dildo Horns
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22 Offensive MEMES
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Lindsay Pelas has Stupid Tits..
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Sam Jackson on Why He Says Motherfucker
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UK SLUT TITS
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Some Cheesy Babe in Lingerie
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Zoe Kravitz Sheer Top
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Sylvie Meis Oiled Up in Spandex
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Kristen Stewart’s in a Tight Dress on Fallon
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Karl Lagerfeld Hid 21 Million Dollars from the Government…
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Chris Pratt’s English Accent
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Hot Girls in Dresses – Slutty Slutty Dresses
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