There is not enough romance at strip clubs…
After being pitched by every stripper for a private dance, for the most part they were friendly, nice and a good time, but I knew they just wanted my money and I prefer when people realize I have no money, or more importantly to at least trick me with love, like all girls do….
So I told a stripper I didn’t want to give her money because she’s not an object to me and that she should ask me to go out for coffee, or on an adventure if she really wants to get to know me….and that if she just wants her tits grabbed for 10 dollars a song (that’s Canadian, not USD), to go ask other guys for dances to make money because I am not that guy. I like dating before fucking….
Then I told her to buy me things with that money…she said “what are you my pimp” and I said “no, I want you to adopt me and be my mom”…as she walked disturbed…Christians…I was I mouthed “mommy don’t go”
So I paid some fat Persian girl 40 dollars to squirt on the “erotic bed”…because I had to see the squirt show…which was essentially me paying a girl to pee on the “erotic bed”…and it was worth every dollar…as I tried not to get squirt on me / throw up…
Here are some stepLINKS for the weekend…
Things That Bounce
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Bieber Tries to Vandalize Mayan RUins…
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Amber Valetta in a See Through Dress…
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Lady Gaga’s What the Fuck Magazine Cover
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Kayley Cuoco’s Dog Keeps Dying!
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Lambo VS Flood
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Emma Watson Stars a Feminist Book Club…
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Tila Tequila Is Still Internet Crazy
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The Worst Way a Stab Proof Vest is Defective
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Pregnant Chrissy Teigen Nipple
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The Delta Gamma Recruitment Video That’a Gone Viral
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Leo Gets Pussy Wet – Saying Women are the Most Persecuted People in the WOrld
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Butt on a Shelf is My Favorite
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Olivia Munn – Tits
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Charlie Sheen and Dr OZ Together
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Bella Hadid is Overrated and Working for Victoria’s Secret
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Kristen Steward Smile
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Leigh-Anne Pinnock – See Through Nipples
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Abbey Clancy – Nipple Peak
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Olivia Munn Tits
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Sarah Harris Cleavage in a Bikini
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Girls Getting Undressed – Solid Photo Project
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Bella Thorne Hot and Leaving Party
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Reaction to Darth Vader as Luke’s Father Video
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Paraguayan in a Bikini
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College Girls!
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Mylene Klass in a Bikini
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I fucking Hate Jimmy Fallon – Singing Billy Joel’s Beast of Burden
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Nikyee Heaton Ass in Pants…
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Hot Golf Pussy
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Gym Motivation
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Emma Roberts – Round Tits
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People Who Look Like Their Pets
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Parachuter Misses His Mark
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Some Whore
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Malin Akerman’s at an Event….
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Channing Tatum is Terrifying
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Hoverboard Fail – all Hoverboard Users Have!!
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Woman Used a Lighter While Filling Gas
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Hula Hoop Madness
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From stepSMUT!! LINKS BELOW ARE VERY NSFW!
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the Girl Who Will Squirt All Over YOur Grass
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So Many Slutty Cam Girls Who Get Naked For Free….It’s Addictive…You’ve Been Warned…
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Nurse Downblouse
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Marisa Papen Naked in Sand
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Random Tumblr Porn
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TOpless Stroll Through the Woods
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Some Sexy Asses
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AMateur Fail of the Day
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I think I Posted this Yesterday – Slut in Church
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Greek Cam Girls are BAD
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So Many Selfies of SLuts…Naked Selfies of Sluts…
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