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2016

29

Feb

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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Diary of a Facebook Prisoner: Jesus Martinez

DAY 15 in Facebook Jail

It’s Leap Year….

The 29th of February, or as someone out there calls it, the day he allows himself to go to the bathhouse to bang the fuck out and stock up on AIDS dick, once every four years, to allow him to go back to his wife and kids to live the good family life…

Maybe no one calls it that….

Oscars happened, I live tweeted it, #oscarssoboring #mediaSUCHpussies, but in more interesting news, I was sent a lot of fucking nudes. All without leaving my bed.

Because Girls, are you ready for this dated reference? Okay…Because Girl are like DVDs, don’t buy one, when you can rent a different one every night….unless you’re rich enough to buy a whole collection..because it gets boring to have access to ONE dvd….it’s reallly the reason why NETFLIX exists…

Here are some stepLINKS…

Every Leo Movie SuperCut
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Leo’s Acceptance Speech
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100 Years of Zombie Evolution
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Cute Girl Selfies
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Terrifying Robot Video by Boston Dynamics…
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Ellie Goulding is Decent…
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Margot Robbie – Tight Gold Dress
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MMA Backfist
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Jenna Dewan in a Bikini
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Office Chairs that Park Themselves…
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Jennifer Garner on Ben Affleck Divorce
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Cooking a Steak with a Blow Torch
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How To Steal Two Cell Phones with One Robbery
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Kesha’s Song for her Fans is Creepy
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A Bunch of Cute GIrls
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