Nadja Bender is a model with a solid name….but more importantly…solid fucking tits…I’d want to fuck solidly..if my penis still worked and/or existed…

She is Danish, and whenever I think of Danish girls, I don’t think of their strong jaws, or in Nina Agdal’s case – massive retard forehead- but rather the pastry, a logical dad joke used at the Oscars that I’m sure has been used for decades…not because I want to eat that Dannish, but because sugar is addictive at least according to my wife’s diabetes and instead of thinking of Nadja Bender tits, I start thinking about my wife…and get into that vortex of everything disgusting I’ve seen come out of her ass…and even this Nadja Bender tits can’t erase or distract me from that…

But I guess like all models who don’t matter, she is insignificant, inter-changeable, replaceable, eager, trying hard “thirsty”…along with the countless other models…but that willing to get naked while naked outweighs those facts…

She’s amazing…

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