I am trying to convince a girl to get butt plugs for ANAL training, but her main concern is the shit…because shit is gross
So in my anal training course, I suggest she stop eating for 48 hours before anal….or she can stop 24 hours before and have a series of enemas, because poo is gross…but she finds that too much work…and would rather wait until she’s constipated so that anal won’t get shit on a dick…but since I hate shit, I think that strategy is a game of chance, because as likely as it is for the shit to be compacted by the dick, it could be unleashed by the dick…leaving shit everywhere…ruining sheets…and dignity…and making a shit hater like me throw up…
Maybe the answer is to find a dude into shit…because when it comes to anal, you’re playing with fire, even if I’ve never had shit on my dick in all the years of anal that I’ve had…
Maybe the real answer is with the homos of the world…
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