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2016

15

Apr

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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One of life’s great challenges is not figuring out how to get followers, views to make the millions so that you can be like everyone else…

It’s convincing a girl you just met that you’re in love so that she doesn’t make you wear a condom…

Jokes…girls don’t use condoms anymore…they may pretend they do…but they don’t..

I guess the real challenge is getting actual nudes, not snapchat nudes…in some ways, girls are more liberal with pussy pics, it’s mainstream..on the other, I disgust them, don’t turn them on, and they fear I’ll post them on the internet like I care about giving you reader my hard work….not to mention I turn them off because I get bored in the process and start sending them pics of yeast infections saying “Is this why you don’t want me to see your pussy”..

Life. So complicated. I now understand that Avril Lavigne song. She’s so deep…

Here are some morning FRIDAY COACHELLA MORNING links…

Cooking Hot Dogs in Condoms…
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This Escaped Chimp in Japan Video – Upsets me
CLICK HERE

Slutty Girls Take Selfies
CLICK HERE

How to Remove a Squatter from your Home
CLICK HERE

Volvo Truck Insanity – It’s Just Missing Van Damme
CLICK HERE

Shanina Shaik in a Bikini
CLICK HERE

Some Slut in a Bikini
CLICK HERE

Tiger Nap Time
CLICK HERE

Eva Mendes is Making Babies – That’s What Mexicans Do
CLICK HERE

Sean Penn is Fucking Minka Kelly or Something
CLICK HERE

Blac Chiny is Disgusting
CLICK HERE

If you Didn’t Watch This Marie Osmond Video Yesterday – Watch It
CLICK HERE

Girls in Bed
CLICK HERE

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