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2016

16

May

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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The older I get the more I forget. I don’t know if I Went out and got drunk before fucking a hot 21 year old up the ass because she was on her period…or if it happened when I was sober…but I do remember that I don’t deserve to be having sex with 21 year old girls…anal or vaginal…so it ways, despite sucking at life…I’ve won…

Not to mention anal with a 21 year old, even if it ends up shit covered, is far more enjoyable than shit from a 40 year old woman, it’s like that ass hasn’t had nearly as many disgusting shit, almost like how I can pick up my dog’s shit and not care, but if I have to wipe my obese wife’s ass I gag….21 year old shit is in the dog category…I’ve won.

It’s this winning attitude that is why I am going to go back to bed now…it’s 11 am…what kind of animals get up at this hour…

Here are some stepLINKS in the morning…

Girls with Goosebumps is a tHing..
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Blake Lively Shows Off her GUNT
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Gigi Hadid Nipple
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Kristen Stewart in Cannes
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Meghan Trainor Busts her Ass
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The New UFC Heavyweight King..
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Sara Underwood Titties…
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Baby Reacts to Skate Park Collision
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Excavator Operator Takes a Shortcut
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Old Lady and her Massive Tits
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Overweight Man Takes Flight
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Snake Steals Eggs
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Plane Crash at the Air Show
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Corn Drill in Slow Motion
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Babes in Sunglasses
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