It’s hard to make fun of an amazingly hot model like Petra Nemcova, who back in whenever the fuck the Tsunami was, was in the Tsunami and survived by grabbing onto a fucking tree while her finance was swept the fuck away like some kind of trash left on the beach….

It’s almost like she’s the closest model to being superhuman, superhero, invincible…

There must be a certain cockiness that comes after you mourn the death of the love of your life you’ve decided to commit for the rest of your life, before the heavens have a different plan for you, possibly ending something that you didn’t really want to get into in the first place, but rather just went along with…where even a Tsunami can’t bring you down….it’s either a “omg I’m so lucky I survived”…or “god had a plan for me” for the religous people…or the egotistical self involved people are like “can’t get me nature, I’m bigger than you”….

I don’t know much about the inner workings of Petra Nemcova, but 10 or 15 years after the most tragic pivotal day of her Eastern European life…a day she powered through due to being all Russian and shit…I like her “dont’ give a fuck, every day could be your last, you never know a giant wave may sweeep you up, here are my awesome tits” attitude.

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