The nice thing about getting food poisoning to the point where you shit the bed at least 4-12 times over a 48 hour period is that it brings up very important questions like “how much shit is too much shit during anal sex”….or great text conversations with a varety of girls when you’re dying in bed with fever – assuming that ZIKA finally got you – or is it meningitis or maybe it’s from eating hooker ass – who knows – but those great conversations about how much of a shitter that girl is because you’ve seen her eat and you know she’s got a fast metabolism…
My weekend – has been shit filled – but at least I am not playing pokemon go – or what I call the easiest way to strike a conversation with girls staring at their phones giggling – with a relatable “hey you guys are playing too”…you know before kidnapping them and making them my Elizabeth Smart…
Here are some stepLINKS
Slutty / Wholesome / Selfies of Girls
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Caitlin Jenner – Hard Nipples
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The Derek Jeter Circle of Herpes Life – Comes Full Stop with Hannah Davis
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Japanese Man and His Pet Tortoise
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Beyonce on Black Lives Matter – because She’s So Black –
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Fergie is Old and Beat Up in Lingerie – Still Trying
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Diving Goes Wrong…
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Nobody Kristin Cavallari is Criticized for Having Skinny Kids
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Ronaldo Crying Like a Little Bitch for his Closet Case Faggot Fans
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Slutty Girls Together
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Taylor Swift’s Breast Implants and New Boyfriend Continue
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Jim Jeffries on Donald Trump
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Girls in Lingerie
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Gordon Ramsey VS Lobster
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