I am not breathing through any walls, especially not any vagina walls…my penis is just too small and the girls willing to have sex with me are just so big…so big that when they offer me sex I don’t even accept but instead try to convince them to let me film them dancing naked because naked fat dances must be documented.
Facebook is telling me it is national nude day – Facebook is such a pervert. Reading my FB messages, listening to my conversations through my phone mic and tracking my every isn’t enough. Now they are trying to convince me leave my house nude… because of another one of those national days – because everyday is national something – despite not being regulated by any board or authority or calendar – leaving it messy, confusing, and where the fuck are my nudes….
Here are some stepLINKS…in the glorious morning…courtesy of University of North Texas…
Slutty Mirror Selfies….
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Some Playboy Playmate is Shaming Women at the Gym
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Maitland Ward Licking Tits….
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Hilary Duff Ass in Bikini
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Game of Thrones Performed by Floppotron
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Kate Hudson in a Bikini Top
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Dog Thanks a Girl….
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Boob Enlarging Rake
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Survival Hack – with a Sandwich Bag
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Kelly Brook – Swimsuit Peeks
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Kristen Stewart – Gothic Horror
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Slutty Nat Portmam
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Road Rage of the Day
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Surf the Night
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Wet Girls…..
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