I keep trying to convince random girls from the internet to pay for me to get drunk. I like the reverse sugar daddy situation. Where they ask me to pay for their food, and I counter with trying to get them to buy me things, since I have no money, and would rather keep that money for my own drinking, not to mention if I do pay for their shit they aren’t going to put out anyway, it’s all some racket or scam they run to eat for free so that they don’t need to get actual jobs…allowing them to focus on instagram….meaning they have no money to get me drunk…and if they did have money, they’d probably use it to manipulate rich guys to buy them more shit, maybe even get their rent paid by some idiot…and never will a bitch be generous to a man…not in this era of social media..

So I didn’t get drunk for free…when I should have got drunk for free…but I still got drunk, hermit style, in the comfort of my own back alley…and the highlight of my night ended up being when some babe accidentally sending me her masturbation video on snapchat that was destined for another dude, but thanks to a slip of a hand was mind, but being snapchat – I couldn’t save in my phone forever – like the hoarder I am…so that pussy is no more…

Making it a sad week in the life of a lowlife….

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