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2016

14

Sep

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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They worst thing about snapchat, other than the fact that every mother fucker is on the shit everywhere they go, essentially looking at themselves in the mirror all day – so that others can look at them in the mirror with them – up on some serious fucking primates sitting around picking each other’s assholes…is that the nudes girls send me randomly – when they are feeling like cock tease exhibitionists – only last 2-3 seconds and as a 46 year old man who doesn’t just come myself like a tween, and I can’t fully appreciate their nudes…instead I am just left frustrated and alone….

These are the challenges when you don’t leave your house because the world is a terrible place filled with terrible people…unless they are nude…not snapchat nude…but real actual nude…

Here are some Morning Links..

Mom Shares Daughter’s Journey into Feminine Hygiene…what?
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Lady Gaga To Do Superbowl
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ALexis Arquette was Writing a Tell All Book and Now It is Dead
CLICK HERE

Jessica ALba in Shape
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Chugging Beers
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Jessica Alba in Heels
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Jennifer Garner in Canada
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Man and his Fire Ants
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Rita Ora in a Skirt
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Nelly is Broke
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Ken Block’s a Nut
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Elizabeth Gillies Big Tits in a Bra
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POM Plays Piano
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Movie Conspiracies!
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Swiss Cheese Party
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