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2016

14

Oct

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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As horrible of a person as Trump comes across as being, the fact that he gets so much press and that the world is a dumbed down reality show…distracting people with mindless drivel…is pretty funny…

Just like how he’s getting slaughtered for saying when you’re a star, bitches will do anything, you can even grab them in the pussy….which is still a topic of conversation…clearly by women who deny being groupies or impressed by stars…or people who haven’t had the chance to hang out with what people deem to be important…where girls will offer them their pussy just for a chance….

The best groupie example I have was at a rap show I was forced to go to, but it wasn’t a black rapper, it was a white rapper that was big in the college scene. A friend of a friend situation…so I was backstage and I witnessed girls, employed white girls, the same that are on this social justice warrior kick coming up to me thinking I was in the entourage…offering me sex to just get to him…it was crazy…

Years earlier, a friend of mine booked a mattress ad that was on local TV, he got 1,000 dollars and a free mattress, along with tons of fucking airtime…every single time we went anywhere…we’d get ‘it’s the mattress guy’ and girls would virtually throw themselves at him…he made $1,000 dollars and got a free mattress two years earlier…and girls were saying “let’s go test your mattress”…all because he was on tv..motherfucker was so broke..he made me look rich…but girls…were throwing themselves at him…and i’m talking fucking Elvis shit…panties thrown at him…married women, beautiful women…educated women…lawyers…professionals…they all approached him and he fucked them all…but I guess he coulda just grabbed them in the pussy…

You bunch of losers…the life lesson is…book a local mattress commerical job if you can…and Here are some stepLINKS…in the morning…

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Rose McGowan Against Trump
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David Arquette – Baby Maker..
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World War Nerf
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Billy Bush is Putting Up a Fight
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Famous Bitches in Lycra
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Slut in a Bikini
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Kristen Stewart and her Terrible LEsbian Fetish of the Day
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Christie Brinkley’s House is Absurd
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Girls in a Cap
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