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2016

25

Oct

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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It’s always a great day when a girl you used to sext with 4 years ago – is recently single and reaches out like you never broke off your sexting with a spread asshole pic saying “remember me”…

The internet is a magical place, where the girls you sext with don’t take you seriously and don’t want you to ruin their love…until realizing that love doesn’t exist during a break up and that sexting brings great detached joy….before falling in love again and abandoning my dirty talk for another 4 years…but one thing I know…I’ll be ready and waiting with open palms as to when they return back from being crazy in love…isn’t that a Beyonce song?…did I quote Beyonce….this is the problem with the music industry…fuck you Beyonce for smearing your commercialized feces on my LIFE…

Here are some stepLINKS…sexy people out there…I’m talking to you…

DARK HAIR LIGHT EYES
CLICK HERE

Spinning Right Round Baby No More – Pete Burns DEAD not ALIVE….because DEAD or ALIVE chose Dead
CLICK HERE

Mel Gibson Fucked Bruce Jenner
CLICK HERE

Amy Schumer and Goldie Hawn are doing a Music video together…and it’s Offensive
CLICK HERE

Volcano BREAD is the FUTURE of BRead if you Live in Iceland
CLICK HERE

Kendall Jenner in Body Paint Fuck this Trick
CLICK HERE

Soviet ARCADE Time machine
CLICK HERE

Bullshit Celeb Drama involving John Mayer Cock of the Day
CLICK HERE

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