Alicia Arden is a virtual unknown to me, but apparently she’s on the Phoebe Price, Maitland Ward, Frenchy Morgan hustle of doing themed shoots on their low level tabloid celebrity, hoping to get picked up by random low level media – that either loves all Xmas content – feels sorry for them and wants to show support – or like me – thinks it is dark, awkward, and weird, and sad, and shameless and everything good that comes with what looks like amateur porn shot on a point and shoot camera back in the film days….only way fucking less hot…

So Alicia Arden has an IMDB, she’s basically an extra in her 50s who was on one episode of Baywatch in the 90s…and this is apparently part of her PR plan….and I figure do this for every holiday, it shows effort, all you have to do is go to the Dollar Store and is actually higher concept than Love Magazine…

It’s not hot, it’s fucking creepy…but that’s what makes it absolutely perfect.

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