Bridget Malcom is a skinny, drug addict looking model – who is apparently best known for doing Victoria’s Secret, but who I like to think is pretty perfect – because in a world of obesity, jacked up hormones in our food, it’s nice to see a girl still genetically inclined to be skinny as fuck, the way models are supposed to be, whether it is through starving herself, or other eating disorders or not…it still makes me happy knowing it exists and that is is possible….it is aspirational…

That said, she’s in non-nude Playboy – because apparently showing a girls naked ass, while the rest of her is naked, in various settings, but not showing nipple or cunt, is not sexualizing a girl, it’s fake art and hipster instagram branding that advertisers love, but that I think is fucking lame, because when dealing with some high profiled skinny chick like Bridget Malcom I want to see if her uterus hangs out of her like you’d assume it would due to no fat or muscle tone to keep it in place or not…I don’t need to see her long hair cover her nipples or her leg angled the right way…if anything it’s mocking us, cock teasing us, and rude…so fuck you Bridget Malcom…and Playboy…you’re rude money grubbing assholes..who don’t show assholes…

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