I guess Christmas is over…and that makes it the most depressing day of the year. Even though it is the second biggest shopping day since Black Friday and I will not be at the mall watching the poor people do their 40% Christmas shopping….or the poor girls scrambling for deals on panties when spending their VS gift cards they got…even though I should be hired by the store as an in changing room assistant…you know something I would make myself trans to get the job of “Bra Sizer” in a long con…that would work…TITS EVERYWHERE…

Even though iconic Christmas song singing George Michael gives you his heart last Christmas, every Christmas, for your entire adult life has gone and died of AIDS, because sometimes some men have a life that is a little too fun…when involved in dirty man on man things in the 80s….

It is the most depressing day because I am in a cabin in the woods with my wife and her family…and they are all trying to talk to me….making me wonder why they didn’t follow George Michael’s lead and die on Christmas…because the cabin isn’t so bad…it’s the people that are raping my insides…probably something George Michael was into…but enjoyed…

The hightlight of this year’s Christmas spirit was not the joy of giving, or being with loved ones, or trying to recruit desperate widows at church to finance my life…it wasn’t eating cookies and watching Christmas movies…it was waking up late at night on Christmas Eve….like I was Santa Claus…bringing gifts to all the boys and girls….where I went to the fridge and slid my dick inside the Christmas Turkey….making for such a joyous day watching the family eat it…

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