In a world where nothing actually matters as long as you don’t have an ego, and think what you do matters, even though we all die and are relatively insignificant, even if we’ve made epic music, movies, apps, advances in science…the core of everything we do is just distracting us until we ultimately die the same horrible death…

Today, my highlight reel included convincing girls that I can’t get an erection, because someone told me girls like challenges, and don’t like not being able to get guys hard, and I’ve seen it first hand with this hot head case I brought home years ago, who was charity fucking me and I couldn’t get it up…that girl did not live that down…she kept playing “why did that fat fuck stay limp when i was there”…and even when I couldn’t get it up, she did some nude dance thing where she was like “I’m the hottest pussy you’ll ever get and you got one chance and you fucked it up”….but as it turns out, 6 months later she did give me another chance to stop the voice in her head from playing that limp dick and my obese body…over and over in her head…

So as it turns out, the limp dick, like never cumming from a blowjob works great…but only if the girls you are telling are sucking your dick on about to fuck you…because when they don’t want to fuck you…their competitive taking on challenge instincts don’t make a fucking appearance…and now…I sit alone…(at least it feels this way, these people are the worst) in cabin…drinking RUM…trying to find the closest brothel, or meth den, or anything to get me out of here…I’m debating heading out on some snowshoes in hopes of getting lost overnight and freezing to death…if I don’t have a heart attack from walking….

I’ll let you know how that goes….

Here are some stepLINKS…

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