I wonder if jerking off in the hot tub will keep my cum alive and knock up a stranger…because in 2017, I’ve decided that I should have at least one random girl bring my child into fruition, and since all the crackwhores and my fat wife that are willing to have sex with me are all infertile for various reasons from HPV induced hysterectomy to being old and fat as fuck…I figure my best shot is saving up 400 dollars, renting a room at a fancy hotel, and jerking off in the hot tub – ideally when hot, young, rich girls are in there warming up, not overly disgusted by the fact that I’m in there casually jerking off, despite the fact that I haven’t showered in weeks, and that the water around me is brown from my grit…my true grit…
I guess I’ll find out, just send me 400 dollars to my paypal….
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