Playboy has done a few tactical errors when trying to adapt to the internet….the first was when they thought releasing a shoot a day was the key to a successful site, it was the porn model and low level pussy with Playboy tattoos loved the brand so much they’d all jump on board, it was better than working as a stripper….that’s when they licensed the brand to Pornhub to run their shit, and it failed…

The second error was when they decided to rebrand because ad companies don’t like nipples on websites, and this would be a way for them to monetize their business, provided they could keep the business running – and it worked….for their website…because of the whole if you post nipples, people call you a pervert site, google penalizes you, and you get blocked from public places – story of my life…

Then some idiot said “hey it worked for our website, let’s do it for the magazine”…because magazines don’t struggle enough…and the ONLY reason a dude would buy a magazine is to see nipples they can’t see on the web….but instead they owned it….and turned the magazine into a fucking instagram account…as naked as they could get…zero fucking exciting,…backing down on their entire fucking purpose as a magazine…and instead of paying chicks people follow to get naked…they just did this weird instagram photoshoot thing…

Well, they only sold 40,000 copies…to men who don’t have instagram…and it probably got worse from there…only to have them decide to do the whole nudity thing in print, too little too late, since every girl on instagram is already fucking naked…very stupid…

Maybe they will try to go higher profile, who knows, but nipples are back, they should have never left, and hopefully Playboy dies like it should for pulling idiot things like that in navigating the industry….

These are their new nude, instagram nude, not nude enough….photos that bore me…but at least they’ve realized nudity is key to the fucking iconic brand….they should hire me to consult. I am sure I can revive Playboy in 3 months….because I’m a fucking hero…and they deserve to be shot…for stupid behavior….and I can’t forgive them for there terrible decisions…the back pedalling with their tails between their legs..acting like they own it…or that they are current, feminist, whatever…is too little too late…we know you flip flop for money and fail in the process….assholes…

I have no idea who any of these girls are…but they are clearly living the dumbest dream ever….

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