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2017

06

Mar

Jean Campbell’s Nipples of the Day

I know what you’re thinking…is this Jean Campbell the same Jean Campbell who was a competitive Slalom Canoeist who won an Olympic bronze in the 70s….the answer is definitely not…but she could be her daughter….you know all these Olympians from the 70s and their shitty daughters becoming actual catwalk walking models….that seems like a lie, scam…..because rich kids get what they want…

I used to work in a party rental company, where I would set up weird games for rich kids, who had these over the top parties to outdo other rich kids, and they’d sing and dance with lame DJs like they were Britney Spears…in an era When Britney spears mattered…and those kids…are now in their 20s and their playing make-belief became legit work….

That’s not to say Jean Campbell is one of those rich kid models, but she’s a model, so we’ll just assume she’s as cheesy as they are…all showing her nipples for a magazine..works for me…and for you…and for us…and for everyone…a little joy in this shitty world…

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