I'll Make You Famous…
 
 

2017

20

Mar

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

If you’re dealing with a girl who just refuses to send you nudes, even though she knows the only thing you care about in this world is nudes, and you don’t want to tell her to fuck herself for not sending you nudes, because you fear being labeled a sexual predator, or sexual assaulter, you need to take the delicate and romantic approach of her being your soul mate, and that you don’t need her nudes because you Have already seen them all telepathically because you live through her….the one girl out of 1000 who is crazy enough to ever send you nudes will believe you and send you nudes. It’s really just a numbers game –

The reality is, 1 in 5 girls will just send you nudes for the sake of sending you nudes because girls like attention – feeling hot – are Exhibitionists – so maybe the telepathy trick to find the crazy bitch is just good to find the crazy bitch so don’t do it for the nudes, do it for the weird sexual encounter you will have in the hotel she meets you at…and don’t bring your wallet..it could be a set up..

Yes…this is all I could come up with over the weekend of St Patrick’s Day of fat Irish sluts day drunk and ready to choke on dicks..I know..

Here are some morning links….

Crazy Bitch of the Day
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How To Spot a Fake Cuban Cigar
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West Jet Almost Hits the Water in St Martaan
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Lighting 90,000 Matches
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Elle Fanning in a Sports Bra
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New Coming in America Movie To Be Made….
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Some Maxim Slut
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Mariah Carey for St Patrick’s Day
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Pornstars Respond to Awkward Questions
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Rooster Strut…
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