You know your life is near complete when you don’t go out to the strip club to see a girl you know at her first night stripping after years of wanting to see her naked and convincing her to be a stripper….
But instead you watch 13 hours of a Selena Gomez produced high school themed show about bullying….for 13 hours…straight…where all you hear is kids say “seriously” to each other for 13 hours…seriously…
You know your life is near complete when a girl sends you a pics of her asshole, tells you she has a daddy / little girl fetish and wants you to hang out…but instead you go to see Ghost in a Shell in IMAX 3D because Cannon Show makes you and doesn’t even pay for you…
It was pretty shit, obviously, because movies like that are shit and because ScarJo can’t act…
Here are some stepLINKS…
Ariel Winter Dressed Like a Hooker at some Kid’s Movie Premiere
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Selena Gomez’s 3 Million Dollar Texas Home
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Pam Anderson Still Hot for Julian Assange
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Chrissy Teigen – Slut
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Chimp Throws Poo At Grandma’s FAce
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The Difference Between 1 Dollar Ice Cream and 1000 Dollar Ice Cream
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Python Eats Porcupine – Regrets Decision
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Soda Pop Robots
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Kim K Wants a Third Kid
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Texting and Driving Accident of the Day
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