I like to ask tinder girls on the first conversation if they are my gf yet…

Most don’t understand sarcasm at all, something I just assumed everything on the internet was, including but not limited to this site, but apparently…they take everything literally, that’s why this generation are such pussies…

SO I like to follow up with “are you seeing other people?”

and “What’s HIS name”

and “Who are you CHEATING on me with”

and “I will find him, what is his name, I will find him”….

and “Tell me his fucking name”…

And “I am going to kill him and then fucking find you and make you pay for doing this to me”….

I figure if I get a positive response she’s worth fucking with, worth getting nudes from…and if she reports me…and she probably willl…well then…I guess love didn’t happen…I’m a married man you know…

Here are some stepLINKS….

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