My new pick-up line is:
“we should meet in a movie theatre – you walk in, sit next to me, and I just molest the fuck out of your pussy…making you cum over and over and over…until the movie is over – then go on our separate ways”
So far no bites….maybe I’ll try swapping out movie theater with public bathroom in the park…or the bar bathroom…or right there in the strip club lap dance room…since strippers I pay 10 dollars a song to are the only ones who answer me…
Romance.
Here are some stepLINKS…in the morning during my hangover.
Mischa Barton Dates a Really Rich Guy
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War for the Planet of the Apes – Clip
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The World’s First Milk Sommelier
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Nation’s Tp College Pitcher is a Sex Offender
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The Follow Me Cooler
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This is Groucho Marx’s House…he Sold for 39,000 dollars..
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Nasa’s New Rover is Out of a Movie
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How Binge Watching Negatively Affects Health
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Seinfeld on the Kesha Hug
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