Every day is the weekend for me, because I don’t have a job, but then I realize, fuck, I should put up some VERY important links for everyone who accidentally lands on this site because I know how important they are to you, not because they are life changing, but because your life is just that bad, and they are the only constant you have, so I stop my game of tennis while laying by the pool sipping cocktails with three bikini clad models at my dot com billionaire mansion…and put them together for you…because I care about you getting what you need….VERY IMPORTANT morning links…
That said, what did you do this weekend, I am sure it wasn’t as amazing as my private jet flight (an uber my friend paid for) to the most exclusive hotel in St Tropez (a local strip club ), where I got day drunk on the most expensive champagne (a contact high from some stripper sneezing in my face after snorting back alley opiates)….
Here are some morning LINKS….
Pogo Stick Girl Knocks Herself Out
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Jersey Shore Reunion Picture
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Frisbee Dog Fail
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Victoria Silvstedt Whore in a Bathing Suit
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How an Imax Projector Works
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Chick in a Pink Thong
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Alanis Morissette Sex Dungeon House Clickbait of the Day
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Emma Stone in a New Movie Erotica
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Leonardo DiCaprio is Playing Leonardo Da Vinci META
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Lion VS Hippo Fail
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